Decluttering Lessons from Schitt’s Creek: A Moira Rose-Approved Guide to Keeping Only the Bébé (Best) of Your Belongings

If there’s one thing Schitt's Creek taught us, it’s that sometimes, the most outrageous clutter can hide the most meaningful treasures. Sure, you might not live in a town where "vintage" is synonymous with "dated," but there’s a lot we can learn about decluttering from Moira Rose—the queen of fashion, drama, and keeping only the bébé (best) of her belongings.

In her inimitable style, Moira Rose has faced the daunting task of downsizing (who can forget the iconic "Cabinet of Curiosities"?) and learning what truly matters in life. She may not have always known what “less is more” meant, but she certainly teaches us how to let go of what’s unnecessary. So, let’s dive into her fabulous yet hilarious world to uncover some decluttering wisdom that’ll inspire you to keep only what you truly need—and what brings you joy.

1. Bébé, Let Go of the Obvious Clutter

One of the first lessons Moira teaches us is that not everything deserves a spot in your life—no matter how extravagant. Yes, you may adore your collection of porcelain birds, but they might be doing more harm than good when they take up valuable space in your home. Moira didn’t need every cabinet of curiosities—she just needed what was truly special to her.

Moira's Tip: If it doesn’t spark joy, it’s probably clutter. And as much as it pains us, that vintage collection of haircare products (no matter how fabulous the packaging) might be better off in someone else's hands.

Actionable Tip: Go through your closet or storage and ask yourself: "Do I really need this, or am I just holding onto it because it’s there?" Let it go if it doesn’t hold meaning or value in your life today.

2. Embrace the Art of ‘Selective Extravagance’

Moira has always been about the bigger picture, and when it comes to things she values, she holds onto them with fervor. But there’s a key lesson here: she doesn’t let everything take up space—just the things that make her life more extra (and in her case, that’s quite a bit).

We don’t all need 17 different scarves, but maybe you only need the one that makes you feel like a star. Instead of hoarding everything that screams “luxury,” keep only the items that reflect your personal style, elevate your mood, or have a story attached.

Moira's Tip: You don’t need everything to be luxurious, but what you do keep should serve you with a touch of drama.

Actionable Tip: Look at your wardrobe, kitchen, or desk. If something doesn’t feel "you" or hasn’t been worn in ages, it’s time to part ways. Opt for the things that truly enhance your life.

3. Channel Your Inner Diva and Let Go of Sentimental Hoarding

Let’s face it: Moira Rose isn’t the sentimental type. She’s a woman who moves forward with conviction and doesn’t dwell on the past. Sure, she cherishes her bébé, but she doesn’t let nostalgia hold her back. We can learn a thing or two here about letting go of objects just because they remind us of a moment in time.

When you start decluttering, it’s easy to hold on to things because “they mean something.” But Moira’s mantra? Only keep what’s truly essential to your bébé lifestyle.

Moira's Tip: Sentimentality is overrated. If it doesn’t have real value or importance, it’s just taking up space.

Actionable Tip: Take a look at your sentimental items—letters, photos, and old gifts. If something no longer serves you emotionally or physically, thank it for the memories and let it go.

4. Marie Kondo Who? Moira's Minimalism is Chic

When we talk about decluttering, the word “minimalism” often comes up. But let’s be real: no one embodies Moira Rose chic better than Moira herself. Her take on minimalism isn’t about empty spaces—it’s about elevated elegance. Less is more, but the less you keep needs to be high quality.

Instead of holding on to every single thing, Moira’s life is curated—choosing only the most fabulous items, whether it’s her iconic wigs or her statement wardrobe. She reminds us that minimalism doesn’t mean bland—it means choosing only what elevates your life.

Moira's Tip: Keep only the essence—the truly glamorous, the statement pieces. Everything else? Toss it.

Actionable Tip: Keep the items that make you feel like the star of your own show. If it’s not worthy of a moment in the spotlight, it’s probably not worth your space.

5. Declutter Your Mind with Your Home

Perhaps one of the most important lessons Moira teaches us is that decluttering isn’t just about your physical space—it’s about creating the space to thrive. Her personal brand of decluttering (whether intentional or not) allows her to feel free, creative, and focused. By letting go of clutter, she makes room for what’s important: her family, her passions, and her next big project.

Your home should be a space where you feel inspired—not bogged down by things you’re holding on to out of obligation.

Moira's Tip: You need to feel fabulous in your environment, and sometimes that means letting go of everything that no longer serves that goal.

Actionable Tip: When you walk into a room, how do you feel? Is it calming and inspiring, or does it feel like a cluttered mess? A clean, curated space can clear your mind and make room for your next big idea.

Conclusion: Keeping Your Bébé and Letting Go of the Rest

Moira Rose is a master at curating her life, and her approach to decluttering reminds us all to be intentional about what we keep. Ask yourself: “Do I really need this?” If the answer is no, let it go. Keep only the bébé—the items, memories, and treasures that truly make your life fabulous.

Just like Moira, your space should reflect who you are now, not who you were 10 years ago. And if it takes a little dramatic flair to make that decision? Well, then, channel your inner Moira Rose. She’d approve.